@kraziedavid909 Funny Status Messages

   just because you put hogh octane in your metro geo doesn't mean you belong in the fast lane.

   My heart has a combination lock on it,figure out the code and you can have whats inside <3

   I wonder what I'm thinking right now...hummm?

   Its makes me young again when I jack off with baby lotion..lol

   to love or not to love....theres no question :-)

   Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +

   live life in the slow lane and get left behind...

   i wish my car ran off MONSTER like I do or even trident layers (imagine)..lol

   There is always at least one HATER that dislikes --->SMH

   we can't run from who we are...our destiny chooses us!

   Epic Fail # ur on a date and think you guys are having a moment and move in for the kiss and all you here from here mouth is...what are you doing?...lol

   And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger(anchor man roast)

   I'm thinking of writing a book. "confessions of a sexed up badger". Fictional erotica about a badger losing his virginity to young girl.....

   i can show my love to her everyday <3 valentines day is just another day :-)