JOE Funny Status Messages

   seems to care less about trees when I'm drying my hands in a public bathroom.

   Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches

   Its a stank fishy smell in the air...the prostitutes must be overheating

   treat everything like a dog would. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.

   Breaking: French warplanes engaging Libyan air force. Related: France surrenders to Libya.

   Note to all my FB Friends: As we all know, the end of the world will be tomorrow. So with that being said.... I think you are all a bunch of idiots!

   Women, you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up!!!

   Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?

   Sometimes I like to send a text un purpose to the wrong person to see their reaction

   If all other countries are fighting the Coronavirus, while Trump is fighting the China Virus. Is he really lying when he says he doing the best?

   I've heard Drug Addiction, Smoke Addiction, Alcohol Addiction, Gamble Addiction... but TECHNOLOGY Addiction, now that's new!

   Anybody have a good recipe for stuffed rice? 🙃