Canadian25 Funny Status Messages

   Why did they introduce women into the police force? To keep the streets clean

   On my laptop, sticky keys are always on.

   What do you get when you toss a ball into a cage full of monkeys? NBA

   Chasing the American Dream does not count as excercise

   Money is not Everything... There's also Visa and MasterCard.

   Those Who Live Simply Sleep Peacefully

   I got stopped by a lady doing a survey today. She said, "What household chore annoys you the most?" I said, "Having to turn down the telly to tell my wife to do the hoovering."

   The only time a girl should Kneel down for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.

   We are not Chemicals.. So We can think before Reacting.

   Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our success.

   My wife is like a tree She falls down after being hit repeatedly with an Axe.

   If you cant be a highway then just be a trail.... If you cant be the sun be a star... It isn't by size that you win or you fail... Be the best of whatever you are.

   Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥

   Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.

   Her: "Ugh! Let me tell you about m......" Me: "Is my zipper down?" Her: ".....no..." Me: "Then why is your mouth open?

   I will stop Loving you, when an Apple fruit grows on a mango tree, on the 30th Day of February ♥

   cakes 66p Upside down cakes 99p