BunnyGuts Funny Status Messages

   If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

   loves giving home made gifts... so which one of the kids you want?

   Thinks everybody makes mistakes. Just ask ur mom and dad

   doesn't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it!

   just had my vision checked. My hindsight was 20/20. My foresight is legally blind

   Tiger Woods: "I regret leaving Buddhism for Bootyism".

   refuses to vacuum anymore until they make a ride-on

   has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

   took the road less traveled and now she's lost.

   knew she was nuts when squirrels started looking at her funny!

   just stole this status from someone who stole it from someone else !!

   was blinded by your beauty, so I am gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes...

   used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got her fired.

   it just me or is Ed Hardy and Affliction in an all out war with each other to make the douchiest t-shirt possible. These things are like 95% rhinestones and glitter, these shirts scream I touch myself when I watch Brokeback Mountain.

   You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid !!

   says "If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

   ˙sƃuıɥʇ uo ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ɹǝɥ ƃuıƃuɐɥɔ sı

   a pessimist is an experienced optimist.

   thinks the best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

   thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.