tmdavies31 Funny Status Messages

   Want to have some fun with your kids? Next time you're driving with them and you see a dead Deer on the side of the road say "Uh oh! Looks like Santa lost his temper again."

   Don't tell me anything about the new Harry Potter film! I still haven't seen the first 6 films.

   There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.

   Being honest doesn't mean you tell your Grandmother her breath stinks.

   Nobody loved poor Rudolph, until his birth defect served a purpose...nice story for the kids

   thinking i'm going to hand out pretzels and bruised apples for Halloween this year

   Dora the explorer is here illegally

   duck....duck...duck...grey goose!

   chloraseptic tastes like the smell of a new shower curtain