supa sam Funny Status Messages

   guna name his daughter friday so I can take her to work with me on mondays and feel better about my day

   If a man won't lift a finger to see you & spend time with u, it's time for you to lift 5 fingers & wave goodbye!

   If you don't like my words, don't listen. If you don't like my appearance, don't look. If you don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

   As time passes you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will. Love what you've got. And remember what you had. People change, things go wrong but life goes on

   its the weekend so live it up, charge it down, puff it off, smash a line, blow out blind and destroy your mind!!