stupidsidetongue Funny Status Messages

   I'm tired of the Police ruining my fun, they said it's "Illegal" to take up an entire aisle in toy section at Walmart by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

   Bag of apples check,Bag of caramel check, Pumpkin check, Pack of razorblades check ,The look of concern on the cashiers face at walmart PRICELESS!!!

   As my 5 year-old nephew and I carved my pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That's what happens to snitches.”

   My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

   what do you get when you cross GPS with PMS? A Crazy Beotch that will find you wherever you go!

   Just for laughs I typed 'crazy beotch' into my gps and it gave me directions to my exes house!

   My ex once told me we need to speak the same language... so I ordered Rosetta Stone crazy edition so I could learn to communicate in her native tongue!