l33t Funny Status Messages

   ...and then the doctor slapped my little bottom and handed me to her. - How I Met My Mother

   The Royal Wedding: it's like a Steve Jobs Keynote, but for girls...

   I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.

   Remember Jesus died for our sins, so if you aren't sinning, he died in vain.

   Also, when asked by police if you have any weapons or drugs, never say "Why? What do you need?"

   I hope Gryffindor wins the World Cup.

   OK, I'm not sure what button I hit on Facebook's privacy settings, but I just found Mark Zuckerberg in my home going through my photo albums

   Two girls, one cup.........The Williams sisters at Wimbledon.

   My maths teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer,

   The new version of Pac-Man is so awesome, it comes with a search engine built into it