jdirt Funny Status Messages

   I'm multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time

   if you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it

   Drinking and driving is twice the fun in the snow

   When I was a kid people who wore there hat crooked, pants half off, and shoes untied rode the short bus

   There are three very important things you can always give but still keep at the same time...Your word, a smile and your heart

   I was at the red light beside a car load of mexicans when a semi ran over top them. I thought, dang that could've been me. So I got my CDL's

   Her legs are like the waffle house.. Open 24/7 but people only eat there when they're drunk

   She goes down faster than power windows

   Say this fast- { I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6} *Like* if you get it

   The best things in life aren't free, they're 16 bucks a case and either 60 bucks at the cat house or the cost of room and board at home.