SaltyWalrus Funny Status Messages

   I bet Philip Sees more Coffins...."drops mic, gives crowd the middle finger and walks off stage

   sings (Mele Kalikimaka) Lennay Kekua is really dead today, the sports networks say, Manti is feeling blue, he's wishing this would all go away

    says celebrating MLK day by drinking MILK and eatin' some cookies...Oreos as a matter of fact. However I'm seperating the dark from the white part :Y