Psy Cheese ~ Funny Status Messages

   I complained about a headache. Then I met a man with no head.

   "Doctor" is the most distinguished title that sounds like "dog turd."...just an observation, that's all @(ᵕ.ᵕ)@

   Don't worry, ladies. Cellulite goes away when you bend over.

   Don't call them hobos. Call them "people with earning disabilities.

   Just took a dump without my phone. Where do I collect my Nobel Peace Prize?

   Any chair is a high chair if you smoke enough weed.