Postrboy Funny Status Messages

   Nothing says I blow as a superhero like the Bionic Man's slow motion running. Except maybe for using David Carridine style kung fu.

   I want you......I need you......to gouge my freakin eyes out if I'm ever forced to watch Nancy Grace trying to dance sexy again.

   Clingy ex's are like toilet handles.Occasionally we have to flush many times to get some pieces of krap to just go away.