Philly Bob Funny Status Messages

   When I was a kid, I thought “running for office” meant that you'd have several people lined up for a race and the first one who reached the office won. Might have been better that way, no?

   GOVERNMENT.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot America? (Y/N)?

   Her eyes were like diamonds, so shiny and bright. But her teeth were like stars... they come out every night.

   It seems everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, married, pregnant, causes cancer, is undyingly stupid or nuts.

   Yesterday, Jesus, son of Mary arose from the dead. This morning... Bob, son of Joan... did not fare as well.

   Computers are VERY educational devices... they teach people how to @#%$ cuss!

   God created stupid people to keep us smart ones amused.