Jennythe1 Funny Status Messages

   HELP! I am a man trapped in a womans body! So does anybody know how to get out of position number 47 of the Kama-Sutra?

   it's very easy for a woman to impress a man. Just show up naked and bring beer.

   you can't say the following words without sounding like an Irishman swearing: WHALE, OIL, BEEF, HOOKED.

   certain that the news companies are now just making stuff up to try and scare us because I've just seen the headline 'KILLER CUCUMBER CLAIMS 10 LIVES.'