Jason Funny Status Messages

   The average toddler laughs over 200 times a day. The average adult laughs about 17. At age 42 peekaboo and I got your nose is just not as funny anymore.

   I don't usually talk to people who use the words "SWAG," or "YOLO." But when I do, I order a large fry.

   Just heard the news Bobby Brown is still alive

   Behind this innocent smile of mine, lay words that go unsaid. Words of longing, love, anger, and hate, all repeating inside my head.

   Its called the Fast Lane, NOT the Speed Limit Lane, so move over!

   I heard you, I only said "Huh?" to buy myself time to make sure I answer your question correctly.

   I camped out for 3 days next to my computer to be first to get Missoni swag and then the site crashed when I clicked the buy button..

   Just saw a baby with a shirt that said, not everything stays in Vegas.

   Thinks someone needs to invent a sarcasm font.

   bad decisions make good stories.