Hugh_jass Funny Status Messages

   It's so cold out that politicians have their hands in their own pockets for a change!

   What do Atheists and Vegans have in common? They never shut up about their lifestyle.

   Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. Although we cannoli do so much, he will forever be a pizza history. His wife? Cheese still not over it. Just goes to show here today, gone tomato. Lets send olive our prayers to the family.