Grumpy Funny Status Messages

   This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.

   CNN+ didn't even last as long as a Kardashian marriage.

   Got up early this morning, and fertilized the yard. My neighbor still won't look me in the eye.

   I heard Biden went on a trip today.

   What did Jill say to Joe, when he left the White House, this morning? "Have a safe trip."

   Breaking news!! Biden overheard telling Dr Jill, that Executive Orders were like Lay's potato chips. He stated "They're so good, no one, can sign just one".

   Does the White House have a " "smoking room"? Asking for Hunter.

   Farting under the covers is no longer called a dutch oven. It’s now a "covid test". If you can still smell or taste it, you're negative.

   Breaking news!!! They are making a sequel to "Unforgiven" . It's called "Look, I said I was sorry".

   I ate a kid's meal at McDonalds this morning . His mom was furious.