Gerry Funny Status Messages

   My Stress Doctor said I need to find a purpose but I can't get my wife to drive me to the aquarium..

   The National Animal Research Center just completed a Study as to why squirrels run under cars..Turns out they are the Married ones...

   The North Korean President is just meeting with the US President..He suddenly stood up and said . I Don't need this Crap.. .I'm going to the bathroom for a Trump...