Eddiethekid Funny Status Messages

   Rapper: " I'm killing snitches, then I smoke a blunt get high and F*ck they b*tches" *wins award* Rapper; "I just want to thank god..."

   People say Alcohol kills too many people. They don't realize how's my people are born because of it.

   With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!

   It gives Denver the "mile high" city a whole different meaning now! Haha

   Well on the plus side, there will be free birth control so they won't reproduce!!

   50% of Students get a job after college? Oh wait if you voted for Obama you didn't go to college....my bad

   I think I just saw Terrell Owens on Hardcore Pawn.

   Got a shopping cart without a f*up wheel. Ballin!!!

   Lesbians are boycotting Chick Fil A by eating Shushi ;)