@tuxxer Funny Status Messages

   Most bars should be called peace and quiet, after the no smoking signs went up

   We're told constantly to follow our dreams. Well, my dream is to thwart every single other human's dream. :HR Department

   You obviously did not see either Adama, Baltar, or Roislyn wearing glasses

   The kids of Gaza do recieve the media attention, when they act up, we spank them

   long range weather forcast for Damascus, Steel rains gonna fall

   PS4, brought to you by the same folks that brought the phrase root kit to our vocabulary

   The first thing I thought of was that a bruins game had gotten out of hand

   How the hell do you call Batman during the day? A: the bat phone, duh

   paul bearer has sadly passed away, the undertaker will be handling the funeral arrangements

   One look at Megan Fox, and you know God is a man