@trav_is_lindsay Funny Status Messages

   I think we need to send our prayers out to the real victim of Amy Winehouse death..... her dealer , that dude just lost a lot of business

   As long as Rebecca Black is alive Casey Anthony will always be the 2nd most hated living person

   Pepsi and Coke the Crips and bloods of the cola world

   i'm not a stalker I just like impromptu games of follow the leader...... to their house

   Regular hobos live in a card board box Greek mythology Hobos live in Pandora's box

   sometimes when I bleed I pretend I just had a red Gatorade and that i'm just sweating like a pro

   Everytime I see a guy with a shark teeth necklace I think..."There goes the world's most bad ass toothfairy"

   i'm going to open a asian restauraunt on a boat and call it the Thai-tantic

   Every time I see a female sword swallower I think ...... she use to have a black boyfriend

   i think my Yogurts haunted ...... Paranormal Activia