@RichieUnlimited Funny Status Messages

   Q: How do you know your house was robbed by a black guy? A: When your house is robbed

   I tried j*rking off with my left hand and, it doesn't feel so right

   Dear Americans, you think Obama is bad? google 'Jacob Zuma' - South Africans

   If you're vegetarian then clearly you haven't tasted turkey!

   Maybe we should just call her ''Horny Montana''

   I swear! If I hear the word 'Pope' again my head will pope...

   You dumb ass!!! My intelligence is your common sense... Wait! What? 0_o

   Deep Inside We All Know Money Is Everything..

   Ok now seriously somebody should reeally! 'engineer the electricals' now!