Equaloppjoker Funny Status Messages

   Everyone deserves to be treated equally. It doesnt matter if your gay or black or a woman or normal.

   You're as useless as the G in Lasagna

   you remind me of monday. No one likes it either.

   wonders if he is actually attractive and girls are just afraid to talk to him?

   Your about as useful as decaffienated coffee.

   A girl plays with your mind, A woman explores it.

   Sometimes I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg!

   This recurring dream where my FB account gets deleted and I cease to exist.

   Are you stalking me? Cause that would be awesome!

   I don't do anything at 7am that doesn't involve Sleeping, Sex, or Bacon.

   Your ass must get jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth!

   has plenty of girls who can suck, he's looking for the one who can blow his mind

   I don't feel like doing anything today...except for you...I'd do you.

   Doesn't like being told what to do unless he is naked

   not sitting at home praying, he is out somewhere being prayed for!

   Where have you been my whole life? And could you please go back there?

   laughing because I just pictured you naked!

   I really need to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge!