Funny Status Messages

   partying like a rock star.

   up to no good.

   with the girl next door

   HUGE in Europe!

   big in Japan

   "the ""she"" in ""that's what she said""! "

   saving a lot on his child support by switching to condoms.

   stimulating his package.

   "serious, and don't call me Shirley "

   FUBAR

   the whitest kid you know.

   "somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "

   hates your extended network.

   's status message is better than yours

   troubled by the thought of being not able to write a sensible status message

   smells like teen spirit

   Enduring Peace

   elevated to the point of reversing gravity

   making the sun shine

   wondering how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop