Slowmotionninja Funny Status Messages

   Sarah Palin and Snookie both Having NY Times bestsellers makes me realize being literate is overrated

   1st: Chris Brown hits her 2nd: Eminem lies to her and 3rd: Drake cant remember her name. What a life Rihanna has

   Lady Gaga went to the VMA's dressed as meat, now she went to the Grammy's in a egg. Two more red carpets and she will be a Denny's Grand Slam

   I was just asked to contribute money to help solve the civil unrest in egypt, but I suspect it;s some sort of pyramid scheme

   Tom Brady has to go home and plow his Super Model wife now cause it will be the only was he is scoring anytime soon

   I am pretty sure that J.Lo plus butter equals Snookie

   Iphone has just patented anti sexting software..brett favre your going to want to get a DROID