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My parole officer heard I joined Facebook, so he came by and removed my house arrest ankle bracelet.... Because, really, where am I going?

←Rate | 12-05-2010 17:50 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)

My naked girlfriend just fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule?

←Rate | 12-05-2010 17:45 by @Jimboleem Comments (2)

Why is "patience" a virtue? Why can't "hurry the fuck up" be a virtue?

←Rate | 12-03-2010 20:35 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)

Only 60 shopping days left until black history month!

←Rate | 12-03-2010 14:35 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)

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