kittykat Funny Status Messages

   thinks that 99% of the people in this world are complete morons. It's a good job I'm in the other 2%.

   fired her masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

   discovered last weekend that if you play a Nickelback album backwards, you hear satanic messages. What's even worse is, if you play it forward, you hear Nickelback.

   used to work for H&R Block, but it was too taxing.

   waiting for boomerangs to make a comeback