@cdowney84 Funny Status Messages

   does anyone else only watch the show "Hardcore Pawn" cause they read the title wrong? Asking for a friend.

   If the Dove is the bird of love, then the bird of birth control is the Swallow.

   I hate it when I go for a hug, and she goes for a handshake. >:(

   shoutout to all the ugly b!tch's who have "pretty girl rock" as their ringtone.

   Good Idea: Trying to talk your way out of a ticket Bad Idea: Telling the cop that he/she is very attractive, and that's not just the booze talking.