@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   *finds out crush isn't at school today* "Damn, I wasted an outfit."

   ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I'm still awesome either way. So who cares?

   Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bi*ch, eating those f*cking crackers like she owns the place!”

   I say tomato, you say tomato. hahahahaha I know your laughing right now cuz you totally just read this with two pronunciations... lol

   thinking of stalking my stalker just to shake things up a bit

   One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I'm going to bed

   That yellow shirt looks good on you... It really brings out the color in your teeth.

   : No I have not gained weight, Your eyes just got fat

   right before I die I'm going to say " I left a million dollars in the.."

   Those cheap-ass pencils with erasers that fu*k up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

   When you're walking and texting and you walk slower and slower and slower till you're just standing there texting..

   Who else thought Spongebob's parents were cookies?

   "You're so ugly!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Good, I was trying to look like you today..."

   Walking around the kitchen, like Pac-Man when you're hungry.

   I Just Saw two homeless guys hitting eachother with cardboard; PILLOW FIGHT?!

   Changing a whole text because you didn't know how to spell one word.

   I'm about to yell inside an envelope!....voice mail..b*tch

   Whoever said “nothing is impossible” has obviously never seen me doing nothing.

   Taking a test at school: My answer is Yes. If yes please explain...my answer is No

   I hate it when someone else buys the things I mentally claimed