Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   I'd never tell anyone to go to hell, but I might suggest a Carnival Cruise....

   I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.

   3 Lions looking like 11 helpless kittens..... : /

   If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

   1 Hairspray and 2 tons of make up still dont replace brain!!!

   A man goes into a library and ask for a book on suicide....The librarian replies "F*ck off! you wont bring it back!"

   Wondering why people with food stamps drive escalades?

   So if someone is born deaf, what language do they think in?

   I zone out once my teacher says "This will not be on the test."

   Rihanna wants a rude boy...Didnt she get her a$$ whooped by one already?