JIMBOFUNATANYBAR Funny Status Messages

   My high school math teacher died today. Feeling depressed, I never got to tell him he was wrong. I never used algebra, asshole!

   Hoes be looking for guys with the same initials as there x. So they don't have to edit they tattoos . Lol

   Transginger. I don't have red hair, But I'll think could rock it.

   I smell pizza. I think I'm having a Little Seizure

   Nice tree dad, are you going to put it up yourself? No, I'm going to set it up in the house...

   Natalie woods told Robert Wagner, "You haven't got me wet in years", he said, "oh yeah, watch this".

   They opened a restaurant on the moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.

   Dating right now, is like trusting a public defender.

   As an electrician, I always hated grounding my kids

   White trash go to the movies Just for the trailers