@uxbridgeguy Funny Status Messages

   Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates

   Police officers say anything you say will be taken down and make be used as evidence .. your answer should always be please officer don't hit me again

   Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

   Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.

   Please God let me show you being a millionaire won't spoil or change me

   Just been accused of being condescending , that's where you talk down to people.

   I refused to believe that my road worker father was stealing from his job but when I got home all the signs were there.

   Someone stole my Microsoft office and they're gonna pay , you have my word

   I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

   I would pick up a hitchhiker wearing an "I Heart Murder" t-shirt before I'd pick up a call from a blocked number.