rayzvibe Funny Status Messages

   Justin Bieber takes home Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards...and you wonder why the rest of the world hates us so much...

   I need to be a greeter at Walmart so I can direct people appropriately. "Nair for your lady mustache aisle 4...Deodorant for that stench aisle 5..." etc.

   Dear God, When I was young I said always wanted to be a hip-hop rapper...Not a Christmas gift wrapper...in a mall...on a rainy Wednesday. FML

   Dina Lohan said "God has a plan for Lindsay". Dina, God's plan is simpler than that. It's called "porn".