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   messageicon Today my heart will do all my thinking. It gets free reign to walk barefoot in the grass.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 19:58 by byteme Comments (0)  


   messageicon I skinned my elbow on the headboard while making the bed. Does this mean I am dangerous in bed?
←Rate | 06-02-2010 15:41 by byteme Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sheen 2012! Because there's nothing more bipartisan than tiger blood
←Rate | 03-05-2011 22:23 by byteme Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing all the gang signs at the park idk which one I want to join :-P
←Rate | 03-16-2011 22:08 by byteme Comments (0)  



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