VATERPOP Funny Status Messages

   I may not be great in bed, but I should at least get a participation medal after sex.

   Let's hope they don't hire Steve Harvey to announce who our next president will be.

   I just heard that Bernie beat Hillary. This is getting out of hand! At least Donald Trump doesn't beat women!

   It's really awkward when you receive a friend request on Facebook from someone you are already friends with. They say they are hacked, but you like the hacker more then you like them.