TyKoSteamboat Funny Status Messages

   "We would have broke-up alot sooner, but we have 46 mutual Facebook friends and a bunch of new restaurants were opening up..."

   I imagine hell to be a room full of drunk guys wanting to tell you about their fantasy football team...

   ...Snakes & sparklers are the only ones I really like anyways....

   If I could vote for just Romney's hair, I would.

   According to the replacement referees...if you're holding a baby & I hug you, I officially get your baby...

   Mitt Romney suggests that those whom are in Hurricane Sandy's path escape to their second or perhaps even third home...

   I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with the Middle Linebacker from Notre Dame.

   I love science too. But not enough to warrant profanity.