Samuel Warren Funny Status Messages

   likes to think that when she squishes a spider, its final thought is, "Good. Being a spider is miserable."

   had better get to work. these scissors aren't going to run with themselves...

   The latest income-tax form has been greatly simplified. It consists of only three parts: (1) How much did you make last year? (2) How much have you got left? (3) Send amount listed in part 2.

   I just wanted to let everyone to know - yesterday I received my Obama stimulus package for 2010. It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish. Hope you get yours soon!

   I was once challenged my own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day I won!