SaltyWalrus Funny Status Messages

    says celebrating MLK day by drinking MILK and eatin' some cookies...Oreos as a matter of fact. However I'm seperating the dark from the white part :Y

   sings (Mele Kalikimaka) Lennay Kekua is really dead today, the sports networks say, Manti is feeling blue, he's wishing this would all go away

   I bet Philip Sees more Coffins...."drops mic, gives crowd the middle finger and walks off stage