Psy Cheese ~ Funny Status Messages

   Any chair is a high chair if you smoke enough weed.

   Just took a dump without my phone. Where do I collect my Nobel Peace Prize?

   Don't call them hobos. Call them "people with earning disabilities.

   Don't worry, ladies. Cellulite goes away when you bend over.

   "Doctor" is the most distinguished title that sounds like "dog turd."...just an observation, that's all @(ᵕ.ᵕ)@

   I complained about a headache. Then I met a man with no head.