Mc Nutsack Funny Status Messages

   Chasing the American Dream does not count as exercise.

   The only reason why your girlfriend likes your d!ck, it because her momma told her to enjoy the little things in life

   If weed was legalized the number of annoying stoners would mutiply faster than a asian kid at a math contest.

   I was gonna tell a midget joke.. but I thought that would be kinda low.

   If you were to combine all the holidays, you'd eat turkey, give presents, hide eggs, light fireworks, and dress like a sIutty nurse all in the same day.

   If zombies ever attack just go to costco, they have concrete walls, years of food and supplies, and zombies can't get in without a costco membership card

   video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob. Everyone better than me has no life

   Why is santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year..

   Do you know any jokes about sodium? Na

   Vending machines are so homophobic. Sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you...