Eddiethekid Funny Status Messages

   Lesbians are boycotting Chick Fil A by eating Shushi ;)

   Got a shopping cart without a f*up wheel. Ballin!!!

   I think I just saw Terrell Owens on Hardcore Pawn.

   50% of Students get a job after college? Oh wait if you voted for Obama you didn't go to college....my bad

   Well on the plus side, there will be free birth control so they won't reproduce!!

   It gives Denver the "mile high" city a whole different meaning now! Haha

   With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!

   People say Alcohol kills too many people. They don't realize how's my people are born because of it.

   Rapper: " I'm killing snitches, then I smoke a blunt get high and F*ck they b*tches" *wins award* Rapper; "I just want to thank god..."