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   messageicon Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse?
←Rate | 10-06-2011 14:50 by Alistair Mendonza Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because I was born in the 90s I have, so far, lived through 3 decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenniums and I am yet to be 20!
←Rate | 10-14-2011 13:07 by Alistair Mendonza Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?
←Rate | 10-22-2011 13:42 by Alistair Mendonza Comments (0)  



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