@RichieUnlimited Funny Status Messages

   Ok now seriously somebody should reeally! 'engineer the electricals' now!

   Deep Inside We All Know Money Is Everything..

   You dumb ass!!! My intelligence is your common sense... Wait! What? 0_o

   I swear! If I hear the word 'Pope' again my head will pope...

   Maybe we should just call her ''Horny Montana''

   If you're vegetarian then clearly you haven't tasted turkey!

   Dear Americans, you think Obama is bad? google 'Jacob Zuma' - South Africans

   I tried j*rking off with my left hand and, it doesn't feel so right

   Q: How do you know your house was robbed by a black guy? A: When your house is robbed