@Kid_Eddi88 Funny Status Messages

   Teenage pregnancy just dropped 50% due to the release of Madden12

   When non-smokers come to My house....I ask them to stand outside while I have a smoke

   Why haven't they proved/disproved the myth "Once you go black you never go back" on Myth Busters?

   Sitting here watching thousands of dollars worth of food be thrown away on Hell's Kitchen while I eat my Ramen Noodles

   Why do I need scissors to open a pack of scissors anyway...the whole point of buying scissors is that I don't f**king have any

   It's not the destination, it's the journey. Except when you're heading to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea

   Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say "Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."