@ComedyAndTruths Funny Status Messages

   A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting.

   I could really use some TLC.....Tacos Laced with Cocaine.

   Finding a true friend is about as easy as nailing jello to a tree.

   Your body should be a temple, not an amusement park.

   I'm going to cover my entire body in bacon so I can become more desirable.

   My dream job is to be that guy at the mall who plays with those remote controlled helicopters all day.