SULLY Funny Status Messages

   Excuse me. Anyone know when the Occupy Hooters rally starts?

   Whoever decided to name this Halloween candy "fun" size is not someone I would care to party with. Just saying.......

   Can someone let Zanesville, OH know they still have 1 wild animal on the loose!! I think they call him Barack Obama........

   Its a pity Gadhafi died without revealing' where he bought all those cool sunglasses....smh

   Gadaffi will take many secrets to his grave: dirt he had on Bush; dirt he had on Blair, but also how to spell his name correctly.....

   No one told me another rapture was scheduled for today! WTF, I'm not prepared.......

   OK........this is like the third Harold Camping rapture that I've been left behind and frankly it's starting to hurt my feelings : (

   I wish we could all legally divorce Kim Kardashian......

   I'm thinking Dr. Murray will probably get a harsher sentence since Michael Jackson was white at the time of his death......just saying

   Hey....Admit it, everyone has a little bit of racism in them. When you do laundry, I bet you all separate the colored from the whites......

   Whenever I worry I've been wasting my time on FB, I cheer myself up by remembering I have never seen a Twilight movie.......

   Whenever I see the new "Obama 2012" bumper sticker, I immediately assume whoever owns that car has been living on the moon for the past three years......just saying

   So lets be clear ...we have the McRib, Kim Kardashian is single and the NBA is back? Black Guys are winning.........

   Barney Frank is retiring from Congress to coach football at Penn State....

   Unlike Rudolph, I don't have to visit the Island of Misfit Toys this Christmas. I work there.

   From this point on I propose that Herman Cain be known as Big Daddy Cain, and that he defend himself by saying 'It's a Big Daddy Thing.'

   Occupy North Pole, because Santa loves the rich kids more.........

   Dear Santa I've been good all year! Ok most of the time. I Mean once in a while. Oh...F*ck it, I'll buy my own sh#t.......

   At least Herman Cain knows when to pull out......

   Breaking: Michelle Bachmann calls for immediate release of US Predator drone pilots downed by Iran......