Trickz100 Funny Status Messages

   "You the bomb" "No, you the bomb" - A compliment in America. An argument in the middle east.

   Some guy knocked on my door earlier today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour." I replied, "You've got the wrong house then mate."

   I'm pretty sure the hotel receptionist was checking me out!

   Education is important, but opening the pubs is importanter.