Susan Funny Status Messages

   If you die and wake up in hell, at least you know you did earth right!

   If a woman raises her voice during an argument she's really saying, "STOP THROWING LOGIC AT ME WHEN I'm TRYING TO BE IRRATIONAL!"

   I have a bad temper which means lots of make up sex and "I'm sorry" blow jobs. Who wants to date me?

   It's recycling day in my neighborhood tomorrow or as I like to call it - haul the wine bottles to the curb night!