Heather25 Funny Status Messages

   The GOLDEN rule in my house is...IF it's funny your not in trouble.

   I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket."

   Don't you hate that moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?

   If anybody asks, I was on Facebook all night tonight, okay? Thanks for having my back, everyone.

   Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a d*mn.

   Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)

   Well then....whatever cranks your tractor.

   You're not ugly, your simply hard to look at...that's ALL!!

   anything more annoying then a stupid person who clearly doesn't know they are stupid!?

   For those of you who like to STIR THE POT..be sure you get a good grip on the handle!!

   Was playing air guitar and ripped her spandex while doing a mock stage dive off the sofa!!

   I am sorry we fought. I hate it when you're wrong.

   You ever fire up your leaf blower and blow your neighbor's chihuahua down the street??

   I wonder what would happen if everyone decided to call in sick on Monday..

   wondering: do doggies ever do it people-style???

   "Today was a good day. I didn't have to slap anybody."

   You and your rumors...you both get around. ;)

   Makeover?? Honey you need to be ran over!!

   Ran into her ex today...put it in reverse and got his new girlfriend, too!!! ;)

   Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them??