@kraziedavid909 Funny Status Messages

   I'm on the road to happiness and ain't a stop sign in sight :-)

   If all the good ones are taken does that make me bad cause I'm single...lol

   The key to a womens heart is... giving her all of yours! <3

   to love or not to love....theres no question :-)

   tis the season to be horny

   i can show my love to her everyday <3 valentines day is just another day :-)

   Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

   RelationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers.

   I have Monday phobia ima shut my eyes and when I open them please be Thursday :-)

   I may be getting older but that's no reason to grow up.

   Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +

   You got to live life on both sides of the coin, you never know which side its going to land on

   "There must be a very short line for your job."

   And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger(anchor man roast)